Heather Roop
Nude

She might have the big green eyes and wavy brunette hair of your childhood crush, but Heather Roop is not the girl next door. If she was, real estate prices and telescope sales would be going through the roof! Born in Georgia, Ms. Roop got her start in the entertainment industry by doing a bunch of commercials and theater work, before she landed a small role in A Man is Mostly Water (2000) and a much lager one in Justin Chinn‘s short film Ed (2000). It’s the story of a best man who wakes up in Vegas after the bachelor party, but can’t find the groom or remember anything that happened last night. That plotline sounds….familiar. The Hangover (2009) plagiarism aside, since Roop is our cure for ED, we were happy to see she soon moved to the big screen, where we thought we just might see her big ums. The story gets a little weird in that Heather showed up on the seemingly unrelated TV show Ed, then played a sexy mom in The Hangover (2009). But since we’re into pleasuring our dinks, not searching for coinkydinks, we’re willing to overlook that oddness and focus on the movie she produced herself, The Sacred (2012). We’re mainly into the evil spirits haunt a woman in the woods flick because it was the first one where Heather produced some nudity. We get to watch her shower, but that’s nothing compared to seeing her unleash all three B’s while doing the dirty deed with the freshly shaved beav of Angel McCord. Is this heaven? We bet that won’t be enough for you, so you’re going to want to have a gander at Guns, Girls and Gambling (2012). In the movie, Heather bares boobs getting it from behind from a sleazy Christian Slater, then from a cowboy played by Jeff Fahey. We would’ve though he’d prefer cowgirl. After all those baby making scenes, Heather moved on to land a role in All My Children, before playing Alicia in the videogame flick Dead Rising: Endgame (2016) and the thriller Above Ground (2017). Aside from acting, Heather has been a longtime volunteer with The Make a Wish Foundation. We wish she’d do more dirty movies. Ms. Roop will make you shoot goop.